lo siento, if i forgot your name. but im very sleepy right now so.. my badd
it is 12:03, adios amigos
it is called, diary of a chipmunk
“Diary of a Chipmunk”
Sunday- Collected nuts. Mocked stray cat. Checked out another
chipmunk… was then slapped.
Monday- Ate a nut. Memo to self… chew before swallowing.
Tuesday- Walked off a branch. Steeped on poop. Then went nature potty. Forgot to lick paws clean.
Wednesday- Barked at a leaf. Sun bathed. Chased birds… Memo to self again… you can’t fly.
Thursday- Ran in front of cars. Made them cuss and drive into mail boxes. Had a good laugh.
Friday- Today was placid… Yet I found the time to body slam ants. Then it got boring. Slept.
Saturday- Begged for food. Observed the clouds. They looked tasty.
by roy cheng, copyright
]]>Outrageous
As I wanna be
Got these fellas chasin me
It’s about time i hit the street
All my girls is still feeling me
And B girl ain’t lost the beat
Jumped over drama and I landed on my feet
Gotta keep it going, no stopping me
And if you don’t like it then
La la la la la la la
Media over here
Coming through like a world premiere
Trenchcoat and my underwear
Let’s go with this freak show
It’s
Outrageous (when I move my body)
Outrageous (when I’m at a party)
Outrageous (in my sexy jeans)
Outrageous (when I’m on the scene)
Outrageous (my sex drive)
Outrageous (my shopping spree)
Outrageous (we’re on a world tour)
Outrageous (just be it, girl)
Outrageous
I’m about to bring the heat
Locking down the industry
Aren’t I super glamorus
Red carpets and cameras
Take trips around the globe
Tint’s on my Jeeps so nobody knows
So hot that you’re coming out your clothes
Now I’m about to give you
La la la la la la la
Media over here
Coming through like a world premiere
Trenchcoat and my underwear
Let’s go with this freak show
It’s
Outrageous (when I move my body)
Outrageous (when I’m at a party)
Outrageous (in my sexy jeans)
Outrageous (when I’m on the scene)
Outrageous (my sex drive)
Outrageous (my shopping spree)
Outrageous (we’re on a world tour)
Outrageous (just be it, girl)
I just wanna be happy
In a place where love is free
Can you take me there?
Somebody, ooh
And when you mention my name
Make sure you know the truth, yeah
Until I vow to keep it forever
Outrageous (when I move my body)
Outrageous (when I’m at a party)
Outrageous (in my sexy jeans)
Outrageous (when I’m on the scene)
Outrageous (my sex drive)
Outrageous (my shopping spree)
Outrageous (we’re on a world tour)
Outrageous (just be it, girl)